Monthly Archives: August 2014

Disneyland Paris “The Most Exhausting Place On Earth”

Unlike the previous day, where we had ventured into the city to enjoy our petit dejeuner, we decided to eat in our hotel. This was for two reasons, one of which was that we had a lot to fit into our day before we travel home later that evening, and the second reason being that time was more of the essence than ever, as we were going to Disneyland.

We wolfed down as many pain au chocolat and boiled eggs as we could without wanting to have a heart attack, packed up our belongings, left them with the hotel staff, and excitedly pranced down the street to the metro station once more to board the train from Montparnasse, changing at Nation and finally reaching our destination of Marne-la-Vallée.

We got there with perfect timing, just as the park opened at 10am. After exchanging the coupons (which Julien had purchased onboard the Eurostar) for tickets, we were through the gates and into the magical world of Disney.


I haven’t been since I was a kid, and at the back of my mind thought to myself “am I too old for this?” however, the answer was definitely no. Yes, its obviously got strong pulls and links to the whole fantasy of childhood dreams and magic, however it’s great for adults alike. It hasn’t lost the magic, and it’s great fun to just shed all your adult woes and cares for a day, and just relive the magic of Disney I remembered from being a kid.


As we entered the grounds, we walked through the old style town, named Main Street USA, and took in all the quaint little shops that managed to cross the tackiness of Disney with turn of the century décor, surprisingly well.

I’m not a big fan of rollercoasters that are too big, as I’m a massive coward, and literally squeal whist riding something as tame as the Big Wheel at a fun fair. With this knowledge Julien suggested we walk up to Adventureland and start off with the Indiana Jones ride. After queuing for around 35 minutes, we were at the front of the line, and Julien was insisting we take a seat right at the front of the train.

It was petrifying. I screamed so hard I nearly lost my voice, and managed to hit my head on the safety bars that were strapped over my shoulders. I also managed to completely miss the fact we went upside down because I couldn’t open my eyes.


Its worth noting that if you are someone who goes to Thorpe Park or Alton Towers often, the Indiana Jones ride is in fact, not at all scary, however it is a lot of fun. I’m genuinely just an awful coward.

After this, we walked away, and I was buzzing with adrenaline. Ready to get on to all the rides, we excitedly got out the park map and started planning. However, what we didn’t take into account was the fact that the queues can be ridiculous. Some of the rides offered a Fast Track service, where you go and take a ticket, and return within half an hour, and can then use the fast queue. However, this is not available on all rides unfortunately, and we did end up spending a lot of time in lines, waiting around.

On top of this, some of the rides that we were hoping to go on were closed for maintenance, one of these being Space Mountain, which was very upsetting as that was the one ride that I really wanted try. This information may have been available somewhere on their website, however it wasn’t very clear and we were very disappointed not to get to experience it.


After posing for some pictures with the Star Wars X-Wing Fighter, we left Discoveryland to head back up to Adventureland. Here, we agreed to go on Pirates of the Caribbean, unfortunately nothing to do with the film franchise, however.


This was very fun and jovial, however although I’m a coward, I did feel like I could handle something a little more thrilling. Saying this, there was one tiny drop, and as you can see in the photo below, it still managed to make me scream like a little girl.


We then spent some time running around the Theme Park in general, climbing on the rope bridges, exploring caves and going in Davey Jone’s Locker.


Feeling braver, we made our way across to Frontierland, where we went on my favorite ride of all time; Big Thunder Mountain. We had our Fast Track tickets already, so only had to queue for around 15 minutes. We got on the ride, again sitting at the front, and literally had THE best time. It was enough to make me scream and a little nervous, but not that horrible feeling where I think I might spew all over the other theme park goers.


After this, we ran across and queued for 5 minutes at the Haunted House, which I remembered to be a lot scarier than it actually was at the age of 25. It was fun, nonetheless though, and quite clever with all the animatronics as you travel around in individual cars.


We then made our way across from the Disney Park, to the Walt Disney Studios Park, just across the street. Here we walked around, and saw some of the sights such as the Toy Story attraction, however agreed that we were short on time and couldn’t really go on any of the larger rides. Plus I may have been scared to go on the Aerosmith ride (yeah I don’t get the Disney connection either) as it sent you doing the loop the loop about a million times.




With that we returned to the Disney Park, where we grabbed some lunch, which unfortunately Disney do not do so well. The only options without queuing for a long time to go into a restaurant, were 3 variations of burgers and fries. I’m not entirely adverse to a burger; a good burger; however these were soggy and relatively nasty burgers.

After wolfing these down out of desperate need for energy, I decided I wanted a Coke, so randomly selected one from the vending machine.  I was overjoyed with the discovery of names you can get once you just hop across the Channel.


We agreed that we had time left for just one more ride, and then some gift shops, before we’d have to head back towards Montparnasse.

I let Julien decide which ride he’d like to go on, and for some reason I’m still not entirely sure of, he chose Autopoia. This is a ride which consists of ‘50’s style cars and you drive them repeatedly around a track. This ride is designed for very young children too, so obviously these aren’t real cars, and go around the track on a Scalextric kind of runner. Julien doesn’t drive, so I thought maybe he wanted a toned down version of the real thing, so agreed to do this with him.

IMG_8472 It was good fun, and we definitely had a laugh whilst whizzing around 6 year olds with their dads, and probably just being annoying big kids, however it was very enjoyable.

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We finished off with gift shopping, where Julien bought himself Star Wars related hats, and then bought me the biggest Thumper toy in the entire shop which obviously went down very well.


We made the long journey back to the hotel, feeling absolutely exhausted, and having to both take a nap on the metro. We certainly had so much fun but we were positive we needed longer there, as we only got to experience a handful of rides and certainly would have been able to have more fun, not having to pick and choose our rides nor having to time them the way we did.

IMG_8492 After picking up our bags from the hotel, we got back on the train to Gare Du Nord to catch the Eurostar. In just a couple of hours, we were back in London, exhausted but content, dragging our suitcases and all our new souvenirs back along the platform, to the tube, and so to bed.

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Paris…No Swimming in the River Though; That’d Be In Seine

Every so often Julien gets hired to DJ abroad; recently playing a big corporate event in Munich, the same markets operator, ICAP, asked him to play an event in Paris.  Fortunately they were kind enough to let me come along as a freebee with him for a weekend away together this time round.

So early one Saturday morning in June, I packed my wheelie suitcase, and headed on the tube to King’s Cross St Pancras.  It has to be said, being up and out at 7.30am on a Saturday with no hangover, they’re really missing a trick with making some kind of real life documentary about the characters you see trying so hard to get back to bed at this time.  It was almost like a game, figuring out which late night / early morning reveller was going to cave and be sick on you first.

After successfully dodging being spewed on in any capacity, I got off the tube, excitedly springing along to go and meet Julien, with images in my head of riding bikes by the River Seine, and laughing heartily whilst munching on baguettes.

We met, went through the very basic security checks ran by the Eurostar and before we knew it were speeding our way over to La Ville-Lumiére.  Two hours and 15 minutes later we were in Paris Gare Du Nord, and pulling our bags along on to the Metro.


We thankfully just had to take one line straight down to where we were staying, a hotel in the Montparnasse area of the city.  Admittedly, it is not the most beautiful, or typically French district, however the hotel was pleasant and in a well-connected area.

We got in, ditched our bags, and headed downstairs for some food and drink, shortly after which Julien went to setup for later, and to complete his sound check, whilst I went shopping due to realising I’d forgotten trousers and underpants and everything else I might need.                                                              

After a quick power nap, we set off to have some dinner before Julien had to start playing.  We walked up the road to find a quaint little restaurant, where we enjoyed some lovely French food and a couple of big glasses of wine. 


As we walked back to the hotel, it was about 20.58, and Julien stopped me where I was walking in the street.  He told me to look to my left, where there was a clearing in the buildings that led all the way down to the Eiffel Tower.  As the clock struck 21.00 the entire tower lit up with sparkling lights, twinkling all over in the distance.  You can see why they say it’s such a romantic city.

We got back to the hotel, where Julien began his work at the party, whilst I took advantage of the champagne.  After a fun night we crawled into bed at around 2am, to rest before we began the tourist part of our trip.

We had a cheeky bit of a lie in, mainly due to my bubbles induced headache, and hauled ourselves out of bed.

Instead of heading to the restaurant downstairs for our breakfast, we agreed it’d be nicer for us to have it out and about in the city somewhere, so we hopped on the metro, and headed up to Saint-Michel station, next to Notre Dame.


After wandering around the old town and the beautiful Gothic buildings, we finally decided on a quintessential little French restaurant. It was like how you’d imagine; tables and chairs outside, with couples enjoying cigarettes with their coffees, whilst enjoying the morning sun.

By the time we’d got there it was more lunchtime than breakfast, so we had a look at the full menu. Wanting to be typically French, I chose the French onion soup with a side of garlic snails, or escargot if you like.

I’d had the escargot before, however a very long time ago, as a child on one of our many family holidays to Barneville Carteret, Normandy. In all honesty, I should have left it there really, and not ordered it again all these years later. It’s the texture. You know that you are eating a snail, and the texture is EXACTLY how you would imagine it to be; however much garlic butter they want to serve it with to disguise it, you are still more than aware that you are eating a mollusque.


So after encouraging Julien to be “more French” by trying desperately to get him to help me eat the snails, we finished up, and set off to explore the city some more.

We walked back to Notre Dame, where we admired the beautiful architecture of the Cathedral. We had hoped to go in, however on a Sunday with this many people, the queues were just too big.


We decided to rent a couple of the bikes that they have around the city. After trying to decipher how to rent one, thus causing a massive queue of angry cyclists behind us, waiting to use the machine, we finally managed to disembark our bikes from the docks and off we cycled along the Seine.

These bikes are a great idea, and are in fact the original version of what we call “Boris Bikes” in London. However, I wasn’t expecting them to be so heavy. It certainly took a good few attempts of not falling off sideways until I could steady myself enough to actually get away and cycle in a (semi) straight line.

Off we went, with the wind flapping in my hair, and great big grins on our faces, laughing and joking about baguettes and strings of garlic. However, after this lovely image took place for all of ten minutes, we then decided to embark on the roads of Paris.


Now bearing in mind that I have balance issues even when standing up, combined with a very heavy metal bike, and then throw in the CRAZY French driving and also doing it all on the wrong side of the road, it wasn’t long before I swerved into a van, and scared myself a little. Needless to say, I got beeped at and honked at repeatedly, and quickly decided to drag the bike up onto the pavement, before I end up in a bad way on the roads.

I looked up to see the back of Julien’s head in his little panda hat disappear like a small dot in the distance. I tried shouting after him, although he couldn’t hear me, and kept on cycling.

After walking my bike along the pavement in a right old huff and grump for a few minutes, I saw his hat in the crowd, where he’d pulled up and waited for me. Obviously, because I am a woman I gave him a needlessly hard time, and exaggerated the story ten fold, about how in fact a LORRY, not a van nearly ran me over and I was very close to death etc etc. After telling me (rightly so) to stop being such a drama queen, and reminding me that I am in fact alive still and no collision actually happened, we embarked again upon our cycle ride, however this time opting for quiet back roads.

Just as we got to the bottom of the hilly streets that lead up to Montmartre the heavens opened, and we found a dock for the bikes, and ran to take cover under some shop awnings. When this had eased up a little we continued our climb up the hill and finally got to the bottom of the steps that lead to the Cathedral. Just then and there it REALLY started to tip it down, and we had to take shelter in a shop, where we bought some rather fancy rain macs. Unfortunately the packaging didn’t quit make it clear that on the backs of these rain macs there was a massive print of the Eiffel Tower. There was a reason why they were only €2 though.


We started the climb up to the top of the stairs, which is incredibly steep, and exhausting. However because you’re overlooking such a beautiful view, you can time your need for breathers perfectly, with just wanting to take a selfie, so no one can really see just how horribly unfit you really are.


We reached the top, and turned around the see the simply breathtaking panoramic view of the city. It really is a lovely place, and just oozes with the sense of romance and love. And then that all quickly disappears as you get asked if you’d like to buy ten key rings with the Eiffel Tower on by the masses of street traders in the area.

We walked inside of the cathedral, and as it was a Sunday, there was a service on. We were welcome to sit and watch, so we did this for a bit, as the choir was singing. The architecture inside the building was phenomenal. It is a truly majestic work of art, and words cannot do it justice. We sat in silence for a while, taking in our surrounding, and then walked the perimeter of the building, admiring the windows and the arches all the way around.


After this we stopped for a hot chocolate and some gateaux, before heading back down the hill. We walked through all the dainty, curving and winding streets, imagining how lovely it’d be to live in some of these places. It just seems like such a quaint little idyllic lifestyle to have, if you were lucky enough to live in the Montmartre district.


We hopped back on the Metro, where we got off at Porte Maillot, and walked down to the Arc de Triomphe. Rather stupidly, we didn’t see the entrance to the underground passageway to get to the actual structure, which is essentially in the middle of a roundabout on one of Europe’s busiest roads. So we decided to take our lives into our own hands, and ran in between speeding motorcycles and cars, whilst getting beeped and sworn at ferociously. Luckily we made it to the middle, admired the stunning building, and then sensibly took the under passage back to the Champs Elysees.



We walked down the Champs Elysees, taking in all the shops, including the flashy car showrooms, until we reached the Southern end, where we jumped on another Metro to the Eiffel Tower.


We walked down from Trocadero station, past the Musee national de la Marine, through the Jardins du Trocadero, across the Pont D’lena Bridge and to the foot of the tower. We looked up, taking in the beauty of one of the most iconic structures of our time, and decided after not having the patience to go inside any other landmarks today, bar Montmartre; we would certainly go to the top of the Eiffel Tower. However, as we approached, we soon realised that there were maintenance works being carried out that day, and you could in fact, not visit the top of the tower.


This was a real shame, as it was genuinely one of the things that we really wanted to do, however, such is life, and now I know in future to find these things out beforehand.



At this point, the sun was beginning to set, so we decided to take a stroll back towards the Champs Elysees, arm in arm along the River Seine. We sat for a while on the bank, reflecting on what a lovely, yet tiring day we had had, exploring the city.


It really is beautiful, and has a sense of calm about it, however at the same time, much like London, it can be extremely tiring, and we were both completely exhausted.



We finished the day by having a ginormous steak and plate of frites, and then dragged ourselves back to Montparnasse and into bed, knowing that the next day we needed all our energy to tackle Disneyland…


Forget Serving Time, It’s All About Serving Up a Feast at Brixton Prison.

So being back in the UK and feeling the need to seek adventure and interesting things to do once more, I found myself on Time Out London, scrolling through all the “Things To Do This Weekend” links, however finding that a lot of the suggestions were becoming quite repetitive.

I was at work one day, and overheard one of the women in the office telling someone how she was leaving early, as she was having lunch in Brixton Prison.  Of course, everyone’s reactions, including my own, were “hold up, what?!” seeing as the department of Public Health and Islington Council, don’t really have anything to do with Brixton Prison.  Also, it’s not a usual thing to hear to be honest.  “Oh hey, I’m just going to grab some food at a high security establishment”.

So I had a quick Google and soon realised that this lunchtime at the prison deal was actually set up by a charity called The Clink.

The aim of The Clink is to reduce the number of reoffenders, by offering the prisoners a chance to work in a restaurant, and gain skills and qualifications within the hospitality industry, that can translate and be used upon release.

I thought to myself “great stuff, that’s unusual and something to do”.  So I applied online, giving it the large about why this is important to me, and got granted a place for two to have lunch.  Step in Julien.

On the day, we followed the signs to The Clink restaurant, put up around the side of the building.  We got to a white portacabin in the car park and waited there for about 15 minutes for someone to show up.  We also waited for the other diners who had signed up for lunch, as you go in at an allocated time together.  When everyone was finally there we went through security checks, which literally involved swapping our ID’s for a neck pass and then placing EVERYTHING in a locker, to ensure that we weren’t going to slip anything to the inmates.

This process took quite a while, as the man that worked there loved a good natter.  If I remember rightly his chat included comparing his ambivalence towards rain to his fondness of water skiing (??).

We walked to the big blue prison gate way and the door opened with a loud rumble.  I almost felt as though we were entering the Death Star.  Either that or Port Arthur.  But not nearly as badass.

We got taken across the courtyard and into a hexagon building in the middle, where as soon as the last guest was through the door, the bars were bolted up and in we were locked.  We went through to be greeted by a smiling lady in a trouser suit, who I can only presume was a prison officer. She asked us how many guests in each party, and then referred us to a prisoner in a blue jacket with “The Clink” emblazoned on the breast.

He sat us down at one of the many glass tables within the restaurant.  It was an odd experience as we sat looking around.  Everyone was being so overly polite, both the prisoners towards the guests and vice versa.  It unfortunately lacked the authenticity of what restaurant life would be like in the outside world, as I think I’m right in saying none of the diners wanted to piss off anyone working there.

We opened our menus, and were pleasantly surprised with the food that was on offer. We had a choice of 4 starters, ranging from soup of the day, to ham hock, and then a larger selection of mains including tea smoked duck breast and wild mushroom risotto.

There was every kind of beverage imaginable on offer, except, of course alcoholic ones. Not that I’m complaining…for once in my life.

I ordered the smoked mackerel pate, and Julien ordered the ham hock to start. For mains I had the lamb rump whilst Julien opted for the stuffed chicken breast.

We waited quite a while; it has to be said, whilst everyone else’s came out pretty promptly. However when they did arrive they were extremely tasty.

The Clink is described in the literature as the equivalent of a 5 star restaurant, however as much as I do appreciate the hard work and effort that goes into running it, it has to be said that unfortunately the closest comparison that can be drawn is the miniscule sizes of the portions. I’ve certainly seen that in swanky restaurants before. However the décor is rather laid back, with glass top tables, in a dark room, with brown seating, and understandably so; plastic cutlery.

I want to state here how much the inmates impressed me, as I realised my tone sounds negative. It was really pleasing to see a project being put on that gives these guys something to do and a goal. All too many times, people are quick to disregard and not appreciate people that have had to serve time, and they seem to all get tarred with the same apparent “ASBO” brush. However these guys were so lovely, attentive and really sweet. And although the portions were small, they were delicious and way better than anything I could achieve by a long shot. It’s important to remember these guys are working towards GNVQ’s and other qualifications, in order to better themselves when they get released; which is a fantastic thing for them to be aiming for.

We paid up (it came to around £55 for both, including drinks) using a chequebook as for obvious reasons cash is not allowed inside the prison, and walked back through a few gates and to the portacabin once more.

It was a great experience and a really wonderful project. Since The Clink has been running, there are statistics showing that the rates of re-offenses from people on the project have actually decreased, and that the ex inmates are going on to work within the hospitality industry, which is wonderful news.

Although the experience of waiting around and security checks is rather tedious, it’s a really good experience to have, that is totally different, and at the end of the day, you’re supporting a Charity that is making a worthwhile and noticeable difference.


Unfortunately, the only photo we could take, and even got told off for this one.

Mission To Morocco (The Fifth and Final Instalment)

As we entered the medina of Essaouira that first night, I felt that sense of travel and adventure spring back into my soul. Although it was still densely populated with tourists, it was a far cry from the package holiday feels that oozed out of every pore of Agadir.

The sun wasn’t far off setting over the Atlantic, and we could see the golden skies starting to darken above us, with the flocks and squawks of sea gulls overhead.


Both being HUGE Game of Thrones fans, we knew that some of the series was filmed on the old fort here. In season three, the town was used as the setting for the corrupt city of Astapor, where Daenerys Targaryen, otherwise known as Khaleesi, encounters the army of The Unsullied.
With the knowledge of this being filmed on the fortress walls, we headed there straight away. The sun was at a perfect height to reflect off the stone walls and canons. The seagulls swept through the air above us, as the loud crash of the waves against the fort sounded below. Looking behind us we saw diners on the rooftops of the white washed, Mediterranean styled buildings, enjoying their wine and their sunset, and in front of us we saw the sea glimmering with a golden hue. It was such a welcomed magic.


After taking all the appropriate and inappropriate pictures, we left the fort walls to head into the medina.

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We wandered around for a while, looking at the stalls selling artwork and jewellery from both Moroccans and from the hordes of European Expats who now call Essaouira their home.
Like in every town or city we’d been to in Morocco so far, Essaouira was not without the slightly badgering behaviour of the guys in the street that want you to eat at their restaurant. After strolling for a while, we agreed to go with one guy, who assured us of beautiful homemade Moroccan food, and live music in a nice restaurant. We agreed, and followed him down the back paths of the medina, and away from the main artery of the town, and away from the crowds. He took us to a restaurant (which for the life of me I cannot remember its name) before returning to the main street to hustle up some more business.

We could hear the drums from standing on the street before we went in, along with the cheers and whooping. We walked into the dark room and saw lots of smiling faces from happy diners in a small area. A stressed blonde lady rammed past us in what we thought was a rude way, but we later realised she was what appeared to be the owner / chef / manager/ waitress and hostess; so she can be forgiven.

IMG_5803 The tables and chairs were arranged in the central room, with them all being focussed upon the band who were at the forefront of the room. They were all native Moroccans playing African instruments, from a boxy looking, homemade guitar, to the clippie sounding percussion instruments we’d seen so much of on our trip so far. Their instruments may have seemed a bit botched looking; however they knew what they were doing. With smiles on their faces they sang repeatedly to diners, and I’m pretty sure everyone’s feet in that restaurant were tapping along to the strange, yet enjoyable sounds that were being made.

We were seated in an alcove-come-extension to the side of the band, where we were presented with a beautifully Moroccan menu. We chose our meals, and sat back with some drinks and watched the entertainment unravel before us. After around 15 minutes of eating amazing baguettes and such nice butter, a table became free in the main section of the room, by the band, so we grabbed our chance and moved over there, where we could watch on from the front. Although I love Julien deeply, there was no need to speak to each other, especially as our amazing food arrived (I had a sizzling hot lamb tagine with almonds and prunes) and we both became immersed in the evening’s entertainment and the incredible food.

A couple of hours later with bellies full of red wine and gorgeous food, we strolled along the now quiet streets of the medina, in the dimly lit cobbled pathways, arms around one another, and feeling an overwhelming feeling of contentment and satisfaction.IMG_5864


We arose the next day to what we’d hoped would be beautifully clear skies like we’d seen that previous day, however peeking out from behind the thick curtains the sky was a horribly grey overcast scene.


Staying positive we thought we’d go and see the sights, and then the sun would just have to come out later in the day and burn off all the cloud.

We decided to start by walking along the beach in the opposite direction to the fort and medina, and pay a visit to some ruined rocks just on the very coastline. I remember reading that some said these rocks were the inspiration for Jimi Hendrix’s classic “Castles Made of Sand”, however seeing as the song was released a year before his visit to Essaouira, this is probably not true.

IMG_5822 We walked along the beach, barefoot and watching the waves crash into the ruins ahead of us. We got asked if we’d like a camel right by many enthusiastic camel owners, however politely declined. Been there, done that, don’t want a sore under carriage for the rest of the holiday thanks.

We climbed around on these old ruins for about half an hour, scrambling and slipping on the moss and we tried to get high enough up to get good vantage points of the lighthouse in the distance. When we felt like we’d tempted fate too much with regards to the tide, we decided to head back.

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We strolled back, and like we’d hoped, the sun burned the clouds away, and soon enough the factor 50 was getting slapped on the necks. We walked along and back to the fort walls where the cannons were, so we could see it in the daytime. Here we clambered on the walls, and sat precariously with legs dangled over the side of the fort, straddled cannons and generally tried to be explorers.



After a quick trip back to the hotel to change and another look around the shops and markets we went to the harbour area of Essaouira, and stood on walls while we watched the local fishermen cut fish and feed the scraps to the circling seagulls above their heads. We ran in and out of the fishing boats, and chased birds for photo opportunities where they all dispersed and then came back to land again in the same place.


We then climbed the slight incline up to another part of the walled fort, next to the harbour, where there is still an intact turret that you can ascend. Before we got to that though, we saw a small stall sat in the middle of the path. We looked to our right and saw a hole in the wall, perfectly designed to capture a shot of the town. We sat in this circle and took photos which turned out to look really lovely with this peep hole to the city behind us.


After this we ran up the turret and got beautiful yet daunting views of both the town and of the harbour. The wind was extremely gusty up there at the top, and as I’m sure you can imagine, the health and safety was none existent. Not that I’m complaining; such a beautifully decadent and old piece of architecture shouldn’t have a big ugly gate stuck on top of it.



We ran back down the stairs, and along the cannons, chasing more seagulls and taking in the sights.


We then walked through the harbour, where we saw the less touristy side of the town, as fisherman gutted their fish, cleaned their tools, and shouted loudly trying to make sales with each other. We looked into the centre of the harbour and saw a large fishing trawler which had clearly gotten flooded, as it was on such an angle, still with crew on-board, whilst others gallantly tried to help drain the boat of all its excess water.




After watching a short while and admiring their efforts, we continued our walk around the harbour. As unsurprising as it may be, you won’t be shocked to learn that the smell of fish in the strong African sun was so overpowering, it was incredibly nauseating. So after a few more minutes we agreed to leave and to head back for some more time sun worshipping by the pool.


Out we lay with books, and beers, until the last bit of sunlight left the poolside, and we begrudgingly returned indoors to shower and head back out for supper.

We again enjoyed the most beautiful of sunsets and another wonderful meal, before heading back to the hotel for some much needed rest.


The next day would be our last full day in Essaouira. We woke up and walked to the old town again, where we enjoyed walking amidst the donkeys and the shouting and general busyness of the town. We explored some more streets, and decided to have a breakfast on this beautifully sunny day on a rooftop close to the old fort wall.

book As we sat there I felt that feeling of complacency again, and could just imagine saving up enough money to make the move one day, and buy a beautiful whitewashed old apartment in the medina, and open it up as a guesthouse. However, it’s the unfortunate reality that in actual fact a lot of people have ended up doing the exact same thing over the years, and prices reflect this. But – it’s nice to have a dream.

We spent the rest of the day again, lazily strolling around the medina, eating and drinking everything there was to offer, and buying little trinkets and pieces of jewellery.

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We were then drawn once more, back to the pool, where we had drinks and caught our final hours of rays, before then taking our final walk to the medina, to watch the sun set and to have our meal.



In the morning, we woke up, and for the first time had the hotel’s breakfast, packed our bags, and set off again in the Hyundai, headed for the hustling city of Marrakesh once more.

We were conscious we had to get the car back to the rental office before a certain time, or run the risk of paying for an additional day, so unfortunately most of this day was spent rushing back (all within the speed limit, of course)!

IMG_6064We got back to the riad, where we had stayed the first time round in Marrakesh and unfortunately no one was in just yet. So we did what any logical young couple would do to kill time, and we fed a donkey some pizza. Was very cute.

After getting access back in, and changing, we went for our final meal in Morocco. We walked back to Jmaa El Fna, and ate at a beautiful restaurant that looked out over the square. Again, we had wine and some lamb tagines in the dimmed light of the restaurant. It was a perfect way to end a perfect holiday.

The next day we packed our bags back up, went into the city to buy or final souvenirs and reflected on our time away.

I sincerely recommend Morocco as a holiday destination for those who love adventure. There are certainly the sides of it, which cater to the more, feet up an relaxed holiday, however I feel the true gritty and loveable side of Morocco is on offer in abundance if you want to take it up.

It can be stressful, and the holiday didn’t go without the frustrated bickering every now and again, but it is so worth it. It’s a truly mesmerising and wonderful place, and I’ll always hold that holiday in high regard.


Mission To Morocco (Part Four)

We sprang out of bed, stuffed our faces and our backpacks and got into the car to explore some more.

We drove East bound (I think?) and up and over the hill, near the ruined fort of the city.

Luckily, we thought to purchase
some more fuel before getting further away from the city, something I am very glad that we did, as I wrongly anticipated how rural the drive was going to be from here to Essaouira. As we pulled into the forecourt, I don’t think the multiple men noticed Julien in the dark passenger seat beside me. Without the risk of sounding vile and big headed, I feel that due to cultural issues we’d already encountered at this being a very male dominated society, they did somewhat attempt to take me for a bit of a ride so to speak. Out came the smiles and the “madams” and the soap and water being shot all over the car, the sponges, the assumptions that I wanted a full tank, and possibly to even have the car waxed. The other customers there at the time, seemed to be just offered a top up of fuel, and very casually.

Obviously I tried to be a strong and independent women first, and shout about getting their sponges off my car, however I suffer from the eternal girl issue of the louder I shout, I higher pitch my voice reaches and no one really notices I’m saying anything. So with that Julien got out the car and rectified the situation better than my shrieking hag voice, and we happily hit the coastline with a half washed car and exactly the right amount of “sans plume” in our tank.


We slowly wound along, following the Atlantic Coastline to our left. The scenery was stunning, and the hot African sun belting down on our arms through the open windows. I insisted, as usual that I torture Julien with my Renaissance Classics blaring out the speakers, and me singing full power “That’s The Way Love Is” by Ten City.

As we drove we passed through many different kinds of settlements, whether they be more catered towards the surfer tourist, or some untouched goatherd communities staking a camp beside the road, each was equally mesmerising in their own way.

As we drove further along the N1, the towns became a lot more few and far between, and the ones that we did encounter were certainly not for catering to tourists, and instead were simple Moroccan communities, getting by and living their day to day lives without in needs of bars and hotels, which in actual fact was a really refreshing side to see.

IMG_5722 At one point, nature called, and it called suddenly and loudly, and I found myself in desperate need of the loo. We were approaching a small town (I’ve since tried to look this up, however Google Maps seems to think it didn’t exist) so I pulled up the car, grabbed some culturally appropriate trousers to wear over my shorts, and asked Julien to stay in the car to watch the belongings.

With a few Dirhams in my pocket, I asked around the bustling streets about the possibility of a toilet. Again, my embarrassing level of French made this experience even harder, as I struggled to explain I would pay someone to let me use their loo.

After a few odd exchanges, a man pointed in the direction behind me whilst nodding his head enthusiastically. I took this as very helpful directions, and started walking that way. I walked behind a butchers, where the meat was hanging out in the hot sun, and goats heads displayed on a table, with flies feeding off them. I could go on but I don’t want to disgust anyone.  So here’s a picture instead.

Goat head

I scrambled over a wall, and waded through some old rubble and broken bicycle parts, until I reached a sort of community hall where a group of local men were smoking cigarettes and seemingly having some sort of intense debate. I walked past this and found an old man leaning on an axilla crutch, standing outside two padlocked doors. I assumed this must be it, and simply asked “toilette?”. The old man shouted something aggressively in Arabic, and two seconds later a small boy came running along with a set of keys.

He unlocked one of the doors and gestured for me to enter. In I trotted, suitabley scaring myself that if anyone wanted to lock me in there they totally could, and no one would ever know, and I’d meet a grisly end in a small dark and wet room. Obviously that’s just my side of the brain that has watched too many silly horror movies, and of course I was allowed back out after finishing my business, and paying the boy a few Dirhams.


I made my way back to the car, to find a slightly worried Julien. Turns out he’d had the same nasty “what if?!” thoughts that I’d had, and had realised without a phone, and no idea where I’d gone since passing the decapitated goats, that probably wasn’t our wisest decision.

However, all was well, and off we drove again. As we passed more beautiful ocean to our left, we saw stunning mountains and rock falls to our right. Soon the road took us away from the ocean, and veered inland and into the hills. This was a test for my driving, as it certainly got very scary at points, with hair pin bends as we ascended and a lot of lorries that over taking had to be timed well with.

After much wiggling around the roads, we finally were back on the straight and narrow, which was much to my relief.

Before coming to Morocco we’d heard about the goats that climb the Argan trees to reach the fruits, which they love so much. If you Google this you will see THE most incredible photos of goats literally standing in trees, on tiny little branches. It’s almost like an illusion. We’d read up and asked around about where to find these, however hard we’d been looking, we just could not find these goats in trees.

The closest we came to finding these, was on the drive to Essaouira. We were driving along the road and saw one little goat standing in a tree. We screeched the car to a halt, grabbed our flips flops and cameras and ran to the trees. The goat promptly jumped from the tree, back onto the floor, just like any other regular goat. Out from the trees, two goatherds came running out with big grins on their faces, offering to place the goats in the trees for us. After picking up a few goats and trying to place them precariously on branches for us, whilst the goats, obviously just weren’t having any of it, I settled with simply having a cuddle of a baby goat and again having to part with a few Dirham.


After a couple more hours on the road, we finally came into Essaouira. Thankfully we’d thought ahead and had booked a reduced fancy hotel that was really easy to find on the sea front, called Atlas Essaouira & Spa.

We checked into the room, and immediately hit the pool. It was so nice to be in somewhere so luxurious and not having DJ Agadir blaring in my ears.

After we got showered and changed, and walked along the beachfront to the original medina and the fort.  This is the city that we completely fell head over hills in love with. We knew it right away.